Choose your words carefully when being interviewed by the crew of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Those maniacs will take a comment made in passing and run it into the ground with the same jackhammer enthusiasm Ty Pennington brings to date rape. Do you really like Stomp that much? Before you know it you're stuck with a novelty bedroom which bears an uncanny resemblance to the tenement you've been trying to escape your entire life. And your Mom still can't walk.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Sundays are for makeovers.
Choose your words carefully when being interviewed by the crew of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Those maniacs will take a comment made in passing and run it into the ground with the same jackhammer enthusiasm Ty Pennington brings to date rape. Do you really like Stomp that much? Before you know it you're stuck with a novelty bedroom which bears an uncanny resemblance to the tenement you've been trying to escape your entire life. And your Mom still can't walk.
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