You had big plans, but then you always have big plans don't you? This time it was an unnecessarily complicated caper involving a murder in every time zone as the clock struck 12. Instead you fell asleep on the couch after eating a frozen pizza and a pint of ice cream. When the sound of the empty container hitting the floor shook you from your slumber, you realized with indifference that you'd missed the big moment by 15 minutes and promptly shuffled off to bed. Happy New Year.
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